Saturday, August 23, 2008

From the Archives 2

From late August, 2006, Chicago

end of august... fading light from a pale sun, the sky looks different, the clouds hang lower. locusts chirp, calling to the other end-of-summer insects, ladybugs and bees swing aimlessly through the dried-up days... the pool is open, but you dont feel like swimming... the sun-dressed laziness of summer is forgotten and you do an inventory of last year's sweaters, anticipating pumpkins and cool air... the tan lines marking the borders of your bikini are barely distinguishable... you trade bronzer for blush when you can't pull off the "sun-kissed" look anymore...

endings... a season is over, butterflies die and there are last words, last looks... you'll be alright soon. your heart will turn gold with the trees.


This autumn, I won't see golden fields or feel a chill at night. That makes me a little bit sad. But hey--I can still pull off "sun-kissed" for several more months!

Monday, August 18, 2008

contest!


Please post your creative captions for this picture. The winner may receive a congratulatory e-mail, or their own bottle of Lux lotion with an attached can of beer.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

just a typical saturday.

How did atypical become typical? I've been here just over three months now, and so much has become normal that I have lost some of my wonder and excitement over the things that were so fascinating at first. Maybe some of that is good--it means I'm not just on vacation, I'm not just traveling through--I actually live here. Still, I don't want to forget what makes living in Taiwan special. Here's what I did today. Normal? You decide!

I taught for three hours this morning. I have a new class on Saturdays of intelligent and talkative jr. high-school-age students. One of their new words was "cork," so I drew a picture first of a wine bottle and explained that a cork is what you put in the top part of the bottle to keep the air out--to get them to guess the meaning without using Chinese. Later, I asked them where corks come from. A boy in the back row called out, "from alcohol!" It's fun to have some older students--while the teeny-weeny ones are cute, it's harder to get to know them because they can't say much in English. A typical encounter goes like this:

Elly: Hi, Sammy, how are you?
Sammy: I'mfinethankyouandyou?
(this auto-pilot answer, which the kids are taught on Day 1 of their English education has somehow become one word, exhaled as quickly as possible in order to bypass a potentially nerve-wracking convo with their foreign teacher. At this point, the child giggles and scurries away)

So I think I'll enjoy getting to see some personalities shine through, with older kids who are more confident with their English and less shy.

After classes, my friend Helen and I ride on her scooter to the Ikea in the next suburb--about 20 minutes away. At every stop light we are stared at unabashedly, our blonde hair flying in wild ponytails out from under our helmets. Other scooters inch closer and closer while waiting for the light, curious about what kind of heads are beneath the visored helmets, sprouting mysterious yellow locks. One man and his wife are obviously conferring about our nationality as they eye us from three scooters away. I happen to make eye contact and the man calls out, "FRANCE?" We shake our helmets no. "AMERICA?" I give him a thumbs-up and the light turns green. We lose sight of them in the bob-and-weave of traffic, but later they zip by us again, honking their horn and waving enthusiastically.

At Ikea, I pick out some stuff for my new room (I moved to the 6th floor dorm--it's fabulous compared to my 4th floor dwelling!). I'll post some pictures after it's cleaned up a bit. We had a fabulous Ikea-lunch--smoked salmon, bread and jam, a spinach-sprout-wrap, salad, amazing coffee. It took us about ten minutes to situate all our loot on the scooter but we managed. We drove back to Jhongli under a broiling sun, a huge bag of pillows stuffed between us. The air was humid and thick with the smell of incense--as this month is the Spirit's Holiday, everywhere you look there are tables laid out with fruit, tea, candles, cookies, and other offerings to appease the wandering ghosts and keep them out of mischief. I love how the ancient and modern blend effortlessly here--Ikea and Starbuck's lined up next to the ghost-offering-tables... an old man walking by a Lexus dealership wearing his hand-woven banana-leaf sun-hat, just as though he were walking through a rice field 500 years ago.

When we got home, I did some cleaning. There's a storage room on my new floor that I decided will be my yoga-room. It has honey-colored wood floors and Japanese-style sliding screen doors. I had to wash the floor and shove some suitcases and boxes to the corners, but it will work. It's important to be in a somewhat peaceful and inspiring space when you practice yoga. I lit some candles and lemongrass oil and opened the window. Dusk fell as I sweat through my practice, and outside a baby wailed, fireworks exploded (for the ghost's holiday, I think--but they don't seem to need much of a reason here!), and the garbage truck sang its loud, melancholy chorus as it turtle-crawled through the streets, alerting people to run outside with their trash bags and toss them into the truck (it's like an ice-cream truck, only... not).

After yoga, I watched some of the Olympics (commentary in Chinese! Someone tell me what I'm missing, please?) and wandered down the street to buy some vegetables, tofu, and a power strip. I sauteed the tofu in Japanese dressing and ate it with a tomato. Soon I'll talk to my mom on Skype, read "The Alchemist," and fall asleep in my new comfy-cute Ikea bedding.

It was a good day, but a normal day.

Normal is good.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

From the Archives, part 1

Tonight I was "cleaning up" files on my computer, and I came across some good stuff... this is from two years ago, when I was a nanny in Chicago. I tried to write down the funny things that happened and the cute stuff that the kids said--especially the little boy. I miss him so much...

August 6, 2006

Tonight I was reading “My World” to S. (it's one of his favorites, by Margaret Wise Brown--more famous for "Goodnight, Moon"). At the end of the book he pointed to the father bunny in the picture and said, “That’s you, Elly!” I explained, “Nooo, I can’t be a daddy. Little boys grow up to be men who can be daddies, and girls grow up to be women who can be mommies.” S. said, “Then you’re the mommy.” I said, “No, I can’t be the mommy because I don’t have any babies yet.” He looked at me like I was completely crazy and said, “Elly, I’m your baby!”


I wonder who reads him his bedtime stories now...

Saturday, August 9, 2008

happy father's day, again!

Today is Chinese Father's Day, because the word for "8" sounds like "ba," and "baba" is the word for "father," and today is 8-8. Cute! I called my dad and told him "happy father's day" in Chinese... I think he liked that.

AND, I got to watch the Opening Ceremonies live on tv 'cuz i'm in the same-ish time zone as Beijing.

Last... "Sammy" update. We reviewed the "What nationality are you?" question, and this time he said, "I am Amecerin!" Though my co-teacher and I (and all the other students, including Sammy himself) laugh when he pronounces most words, I found out that he actually has a problem, so I'm going to try not to laugh at him anymore. I asked my co-teacher if she can understand him when he speaks Chinese, and she said "sort of." I guess he has a speech impediment and has seen some doctors and stuff. Oops. Oh well--he still has the sweetest little voice I've ever heard!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

crisis averted, you go girl!

Apparently I've been on the verge of deportation, having been delinquent in applying for my ARC (Alien Resident Card). The "It's Not My Fault" clause begins with my school giving me the wrong paperwork, ends with an act of God (typhoon) and has a bunch of boring complicated details in the middle that I'll spare you.

Yesterday was my 4th trip to the Immigration office in Taoyuan--it takes a good 4 hours every time I go, because it's pretty far away and I have to take buses and wait, and wait, and wait. The clerks are total puckers, and every time I've left the office, I've been near tears. Yesterday they informed me that my fine is now $6,000NT ($200US). I only had $5,500 with me because that's all the money I have to my name. So I left again.

I finally made my superiors aware of the situation and their role in it (I'd been told by co-workers not to bother with it, as they wouldn't help me) They were mostly right, but my boss had someone transport me to the office in Taoyuan again this morning. (But I'd still be forking over MY $6,000!)

I had to wait about half an hour for my number to come up. Hmm--a male clerk this time. He looked pleasant enough. I sat down at the counter and dropped my stack of paperwork, passports, visas, and who knows what else (it's all in Chinese) down in front of them. He leafed through everything slowly, looking up from time to time to give me a reassuring smile.

"Do you speak Chinese?" he asked.
"Not yet," I replied, smiling.
"And who accompanied you to Taiwan?"
I raised my eyebrows, not sure what he meant.
"You came with... a friend? From America?" He questioned.
"Oh, no... I came by myself!" Now he raised his eyebrows, looking impressed.
"And you've worked in other countries?"
"No, just traveled."
He asked where I've been, so I flipped through my passport... Africa... South America... Mexico... Costa Rica... England... Aruba... He seemed to think that was cool.

He began stamping my papers and then said quietly, "Okay, just a warning this time. I'm not making you pay the fine." I looked at him incredulously. "Just pay cost of ARC. $1000," he said.

I forked over the sweetest thousand bucks I've ever spent, xie-xie'd him profusely, and high-tailed it outta there.

This may be the first and last time you'll ever hear me quote Marilyn Monroe, so savor it! "I don't mind living in a man's world--as long as I can be a girl in it!"

Saturday, August 2, 2008

i got hit by a bus!

Okay, by "by," I mean "near," but still! What a way to end a week. I was on the last leg (er--bad pun) of my nightly commute home and was getting off my second bus. I took one step from the bus to the ground and was instantly sideswiped by a crazy woman speeding through the bus stop on her scooter. You would think that, if a bus pulls over to the right side of the road, IN the "bus stop" area (which is an illegal place to drive), and stops, and the door opens, it's the logical conclusion that a person will be getting off the bus, right? Therefore, maybe you shouldn't careen past the bus door at top speeds on your scooter?? But no, not here. Drivers don't care, don't look, don't think.

She muttered something that I didn't understand (of course) and kept going. Appalling. I limped home, my shin and dignity smarting. I checked out my leg as soon as I was off the street, and found a long scrape and a pre-bruise forming. It will be about 8 inches long and 4 inches wide when it's fully developed (tomorrow? I'll post pictures if it's a good one). At least it didn't rip my jeans--they're my fave.

Later I was talking on MSN to one of my Taiwanese friends and she reminded me that today was the first day of the "ghost's holiday," so I must be extra-careful, as they're out and about for one month. But she said since this happened, they'll leave me alone the rest of the month. Whew! At least I learned that I need to look both ways before getting off the bus. It's preposterous.

I'll leave you with a cute story instead of the bad-tasting bus story. One of my most adorable students, Sammy, was in my last class this evening. He's about 7 years old, chubby and bubbly, with an endearingly raspy voice. He even sounds chubby! Anyway, I had to teach them a new question/answer... "What nationality are you?" I have no idea why the kindy-beginners have to learn that word--that's a tough one for English-speaking kindergartners! I went around the room checking their pronunciation, and Sammy sounded a little something like this...

"What's your nashamashamashamashamawity?" I lost it completely... I made an honest effort to NOT laugh, but sometimes it's just impossible. I asked him to say it again. "What's your nashamashamashamashamashamasha..." I had to stop him or he would've kept it up forever! Even the other kids (just as clueless as Sammy) were giggling, and the audience of parents in the back of the room (yes, I teach in front of an audience of parents who are either entertained by watching a foreigner interact with their kids, or they want to work on their English, too) were chuckling proudly.

Sammy is one of those kids who is always hilarious but never laughs at himself, so he was maintaining a very serious expression, which only made me laugh harder. I finally regained my composure but stopped correcting him for fear of splitting my gut. After all the students asked the question, they had to answer it too. The correct answer would be "I am Taiwanese!" This was far easier for them to say. But when I got to Sammy, he said, "I am mei guo ren!" (American) which of course, sent me into hysterics again. A 7-year-old speaking Chinglish... doesn't get much better than that!

I'm off to ice my leg again, with a slab of frozen fish (no ice packs here). Don't worry about me, please. But if you think of it, you can pray that I'll be kept safe--from negligent motorists and mischievous vacationing ghosts!